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You spot a small, tightly rolled correspondence scroll barely visible in the brush. You unroll it and see that it was originally addressed to Mae, the Ranger who writes the reports posted at the start of each week at every Ranger station in the Valley.
Really? More rain? My garden is practically drowning!
–Muddy in Meadow
Underneath that, a second person has written:
Dear Muddy,
I don't actually control the weather. You do know that, right?
—Mae
Needless to say, this isn't what you're looking for.